everybody sure thinking : y he so sien 1? everyday ninjutsu… i noe la.. my blog not only that la but it just so happened that ninjutu camp just over and it is significant to me.. that’s y lo.. (Yeah rite). actually over a week d la but still cant get over it. Alrite here goes..
7.00- went to meet sensei james lee, couldnt sleep the night before.. cuz my room has been vacant so long that its not very clean now.. (i think i saw a rat) -_-" so i slept on the couch. spend the whole night half sleeping- half awake.. i woke up just as tired.. anybody understand what it feels like?, anyway, i saw johnny, lionel, cikgu Lau and the boys from seremban at the front door. They were waiting 4 me (alamak)..time to set off!!
7.30- supposed to have left d…dunno what were those 2 old men doing???.. waited for them in lionel’s car.. while waiting, me and johnny was ‘exposed’ to some shocking news.. we were goin to eat canned food!! so what rite?? well we were not allowed to use can openers to open it.. (and they said food will be provided)…luckily, i bought some snacks..(thx mom) ..at last, we saw sensei drove out his modified iswara and we followed him.
8.??- we had breakfast at the local mamak.. cikgu bought some water, which disappeared later during the camp. (sensei’s idea) hehe..
ok so were a bit late for the camp… (sensei blamed cikgu).. he chit chat with some of the parents a bit while waiting for some of those who cant find the way.. (every year also got one)..
oh ya, the camp was at TAMAN PERTANIAN SHAH ALAM.. or something. next, we jogged into the camp with our bags and water bottles, weapons…. (well me and johnny left our’s in lionel’s car and lead the way.. hehe..) lionel drove in with sensei, (lucky bastard)
the hike was about 1 km.. some of them already tired from the hike (that’s y la, ask u jog means jog meh, use brain a bit ma)
Sensei:"everyone here? ok, first things first, nobody gets angry while the camp is still on, k? I control your grading. understood? good, lets start the commando course.."
ok is not that bad rite, y should we get angry.. get to flex some muscles..
Sensei:..while carrying all your bags..
-_-" sighs eveywhere..
after the grueling exercise (i’ll spare u the details) we finally get to hike back to the campsite (with our bags).. again lionel and sensei leading the way (driving of course).. halfway thru, we saw lionel’s car in a ditch.. shocking.. y was he in there, well i can only tell u it was not his fault..
so our local ninjas started to crack their brains.. how the hell are we goin to get the car out?..(the food was inside) well after much ingenuity and resourcefulness plus just plain old brute strength.. (someone sat on the car and forced it to one side, someone big) we did it! it was some feat! the car was ok.. (luckily) and the food was intact.. for now..
at the campsite we were allowed to rest and have lunch, we were give "provisions" and only 30 minutes…again ninja ingenuity and brute strength was called for.. we used rocks to open the cans.. hehe.. like some sort of scout. Everybody had their fill.. and we did some combat training.. and took our baths after that.. (i’m goin really fast here)..
Next was Seki training. seki=killing intention..(i rather not spend to much time explaining) and dinner, and then! (sounds of cymbals and drums) NIGHT GAMES!!!!!!
we had some gladiator games (weapon sparring) and learned some belt/rope techniques. (think shanghai noon) and everybody dreessed up for the war games. (I got killed a few times but i killed even more times).
We were split into 3 groups. abdul samad, seafield and the rest.. hehe..i was a bit lucky (my group got 3 black belts) the objective of the game was to kill the intended target without killing the bodyguards in 20 minutes (stealth was the main point f the game)… there were 3 targets(not allowed to fight back) and all the defending team wears black and a mask.. attackers(assassins) were no allowed to wear masks, throw weapons, or kill the bodyguards. (u kill u die) there were other rules but these are the main ones..
so do your math.. each group defends twice and attacks twice. altogether 6 games, and 18 targets… but alhough it sounds easy, only one target got killed..(by yours truly)
hehe, not meaning to show off, i took a dip into the longkang to get near enough strike..(who’ goin to jump in and check for me? it’s wet, dark and there might be snakes, we are still in a forest u noe)… in the end we found out that to be a shinobi, it takes more than fighing skills..
the games ended with 2 more rounds, this time it was the black belt versus everyone else…5vs25 (oh dear) this time we dont have to kill anyone, we just need to infilrate the camp, to make things easier, we were armed with an egg fill with mock poison powder.
for the first round, someone spotted me, (i was acting like a tree stump) but was not sure, she came closer (yeah it was a she), i stayed really still.. and she said
girl: Is that human ah?.. -_-":…
i threw an egg (she freaked out) and ran as fast as i could.. hid myself in the bushes (like a ball). i could hear so many people chasing me.. they start whacking the bushes.. i thought it was goin to be all over.. when someone shouted, "i think he went that way"… it was damm funny.. hehe,
but wait, someone stayed behind, i was like SHIT, dont look this way.. and u noe wat, he saw my pants.. damm.. gave me a few whacks and i gave up (touch means die la) and he shouted "he’s here!" so 1 guy came down and saw me, we talked a bit. he asked where i hid, and the next thing i knew,
the same girl came with others and started whacking the bushes shouting " Where is he? where is he?" i stood next to them and said "maybe he’s there!" and pointed into the bushes "or there!!" and they whacked summor "NAh he too good, u’ll never get him that way, "and i started to walk back to the camp site..the guys that whack me had this expression -_-"..
well only lionel survived the first round, only he got in.. he did it again in the second round (bastard) and only johnny died (that’s y la, make sure first, dun just rush in) (i broke my egg, damm! or i would have killed a guard and get a free entrance)….
oh well it was 5 in the morning when it ended, slept an hour (went back home, slept another 10..)before i fell asleep in camp, i saw sensei rubbing himself with minyak angin..(bug repellent) next thing i noe he poured some on cikgu’s pants.. cikgu woke up rite after, feeling a bit too "cooled"..
he asked: "what’s this????"
sensei: "eh cikgu!, what have been dreaming la?"
cikgu: ei no la, this smells like minyak angin la, ey, y u…
sensei: "cikgu, u take and smell ah cikgu lau!!!, my god!
old and eccentric…
we got up at 7, hiked back out, took a group photo and said our goodbyes… i went back home, took a proper meal and went to sleep.. "aww man that was fun" i thought, what followed was
"sigh~…next day got exam…haih~.."
